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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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Samuel Omondi2021-09-17 23:19:47
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Joyce Mussa2021-09-12 02:31:03
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Samuel Omondi2021-09-11 14:43:48
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Hassan2021-09-08 16:32:51
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Jacob Kiplangat2021-09-05 12:24:14
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nuru2021-09-04 19:33:54
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
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John Mushi2021-08-30 20:52:19
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mrope2021-08-23 16:04:36
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Habiba2021-08-18 01:04:10
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊
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Brian Karanja2021-08-16 13:41:22
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Monica Nyalandu2021-08-01 23:29:17
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Ndoto2021-08-01 21:16:21
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jackson Makori2021-07-25 19:29:05
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Elizabeth Mtei2021-07-24 13:13:09
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lydia Wanyama2021-07-07 19:33:17
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Omari2021-06-25 22:47:51
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Catherine Naliaka2021-06-25 16:05:23
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Wande2021-06-15 10:07:51
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Charles Mrope2021-06-15 01:15:12
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mazrui2021-06-14 22:46:57
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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