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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Josephine Nduta2024-09-21 20:54:01

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Nahida2024-09-19 18:31:24

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Anna Kibwana2024-09-10 19:26:57

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Kijakazi2024-09-03 08:58:03

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Salum2024-08-26 15:43:26

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Rubea2024-08-24 18:23:42

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Binti2024-08-17 23:01:51

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Elizabeth Mrope2024-08-16 12:22:08

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Maulid2024-08-11 15:36:24

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Ibrahim2024-08-09 15:49:13

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Peter Mbise2024-07-29 07:17:16

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Bakari2024-07-26 04:10:31

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Jabir2024-07-09 09:52:10

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Victor Kamau2024-07-07 23:06:37

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Mwalimu2024-07-05 15:54:53

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Salum2024-07-05 01:50:42

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Jackson Makori2024-07-02 22:28:04

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Shabani2024-07-02 12:21:58

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Abdillah2024-06-22 17:12:48

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Anthony Kariuki2024-06-16 10:57:14

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

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