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jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini 😬😬 mke akabadili kanga na kuvaa iloandikwa nimemdhibiti ndo mana hatoki🚷 jamaa akaenda kuomba ushauri kwa rafiki yake akaambiwa twende nyumbsni kwako, walipofika walimkuta mke kavaa kanga imeandikwa ulidhani rafiki yako kumbe adui yako🤔🤔 jamaa akaamua kusafiri siku tano ili kupunguza hasira. Aliporudi akamkuta mke amevaa kanga imeandikwa ni bora nimpe jirani kuliko kiozee ndani 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hata kama hupendagi ujinga kwa maneno ya kwenye kanga utasanda tu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:17 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana usiku kuna Jirani yangu..kanitumia text "mambo vipi?"…halafu tunakaa nae mtaa mmoja nikaona nikimjibu ni uharibifu wa hela nikaenda kumgongea mlango saa 7 usiku. Alipofungua nikamjibu "shwari"halafu nikarudi nyumbani kulala zangu..
Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:29 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wangu…
Dem: niache…
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka… Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.
Binti: Niletee chipsi kuku, soseji, mayai manne ya kukaangwa pembeni, baga, piza, coke take away baridi, mkate wa moto kwenye ile bekari ya wapemba na maji ya kunywa ya kiimanjaro.
Jamaa:Umesahau viti, meza, masufuria, sahani na beseni na vijiko.
Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
atafanyaje wakati wote ni wanaume? mchungaji akapiga moyo konde na kusema "tangu sasa ninyi ni MAN UNITED"
