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Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:05 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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MVULANA: Daktari, rafiki yangu wa kike ni mjamzito, lakini mara zote nimekua nikitumia kinga. Inawezekanaje hii?
DAKTARI: Ngoja nikusimulie hadithi. Kulikua na Muindaji ambaye alikua anabeba bunduki kila aendako. Siku moja, alichukua mwamvuli badala ya bunduki na akaenda nayo. Ghafla akatokea Simba mbele yake. Ili amtishie Simba, muindaji akatumia mwamvuli na kummiminia risasi Simba. Simba akafa palepale!
MVULANA: Sio kweli!! Lazima kulikua na mtu mwengine pembeni aliyempiga risasi Simba.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo kuna mdogo wangu nimemtumia meseji nimemuomba aniazime chaja yake ya simu. Akanijibu 21002 Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya. Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU 😂😂mtatuua na lugha zenu😜
Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au YEAH NI CHEGE hapa…!!!
Yeye akasema: "YEAH NIKINYA HAPA…!!!" Watu wakapiga kelele ''UTAZOAAA'' mwenyewe bwenge wee
JE, WEWE UNGEJITAMBULISHAJE NAITAJI JIBU LAKO TUONE♥
Mke anamwambia mme wake kuwa angetamani mme wake awe tajiri cheki alichojibiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke; mme wangu ungekuwa tajiri ningefurahi Mimi; kwa nini? Mke; ungekuta na sisi tuna gari nzuri hatutembeu kwa mguu Mimi; ah wap,unadhani ningekuwa tajiri ningekuwa na wewe?ungekuta natoka na kina wema,zari… 😁😁😁 naona anakusanya nguo zake itakuwa anaenda kufua
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza "Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, "toa Kwanza nizione.."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ndoto zingine bwana usiombe zikupate
Mimi usiku wa kuamkia Leo nikiwa nimelala nimeota naendesha gari Yangu aina ya BMW mpya Mara gafla ikakwama kwenye tope .hivyo ikabidi nishuke ili kuisukuma loh! Yani kudadeki ile kuamka nikakuta nimesukuma kitanda hadi sebleni Daaa ilinisikitisha sana jiangalie sana sese hivi ndio narudisha kitanda chumbani .angalizo angalia ndoto unazo ota unaweza kuota upo baharini ukaamka unajikukuta unaogelea kwenye Jaba la Maji shauri yako.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:24 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
01.👉 Wale wanafunzi walioongoza Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye Engineering na Medical school.
02.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza.
03.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu. Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili.
04.👉 Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu wote hawana raha.
05.👉 Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji, wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake. 😂😂😂😂😉😆😆😆🏃🏿🏃🏿😜😜😜😜😜
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