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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti " nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz""!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi "nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!" Akanjbu "elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi" Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂
Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema "asiyempenda YESU atoke nje" wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema "asiyempenda YESU atoke nje" wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.
Jambazi likamwambia Mchungaji "unaweza kuendelea na ibada, nilikuwa nakuondolea wanafiki", Mchungaji akasema "ungewaacha kwanza nichukue sadaka…!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Tulikua kwa basi tunaelekea arusha,ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari, nikaenda kumziba macho nkamuuliza otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana NA SASA HIVI NIMEZINDUKA NIMEONA ABIRIA WOTE TUPO WODI NAMBA 3 HAPA KCMC MOSHI. 🤕🤕🤕🤕 SODA ZA WAGONJWA PLIIIZ!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako na……..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako na……..
Kabla hajamalizia sentensi simu
ya mkewe ikaita, kumbe alikuwa ni baba yake.
Basi mzee akaanza kuongea na binti yake huku
jamaa anasikia
"Aisee mwanangu nimebahatika kuuza ile
nyumba yangu sasa nimeona niwatumie milioni
20 mjaribu kuanzisha mradi na mwenzio.
Haya mwambie yeye nitampigia kesho kama
ana mradi mwingine nimpe hela kidogo".Baada
ya simu kukatwa mke akamgeukia jamaa
akamuuliza,"eeenhee!!! ulikuwa unasema
umenichoka nikusanye nguo zangu halafu
iweje? Jamaa kwa upole akajibu "Nilikuwa
nasema ukusanye nguo zako na unipe nifue".
Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee mmoja alipanda Gari Stend; Wakati wa kugombania Siti, Akaibiwa Nauli.
Akasimama katikati ya Gari-Akasema; "Jamani Naomba Aliyeniibia Pesa yangu Arudishe Haraka, Tena Fasta kabla Sijafanya Tukio kama Nililofanya 1977" Abiria kuskia hivyo wakaogopa. Ikabidi Mwizi Ajitokeze, Akarudisha Pesa na Kuomba Msamaha! Mtu Mmoja akauliza, Mzee, Kwani 1977 Ulifanya nn? Si nilienda kwa Miguu mpaka Nyumbani! Uscheke Peke Yako, wa2mie na wengine ili nao wacheke!
