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Nilichokifanya jana baada ya kushuka kwenye basi Ubungo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana nateremka kwenye BASI UBUNGO nataka nichukue TEKSI hadi KIMARA naambiwa sh.15,000/=. Wakati niponatafakari hiyo bei, nikasikia "Moro, Moro,Morogoro sh.6,000/="
Nikaamua nipande niende zangu MOROGORO. Kwenda na kurudi sh.12,000/=. Wakati wa kurudi nikamwmbia KONDA aniteremshe KIMARA.
Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ilee, mara wakatoka
watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto
wangu walee wanakwenda shule..
Akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee,
Ghafla akatoka mwanaume john akasema mimi
yuleeeeeeee…. naenda kazini!! JE, NI KWELI
AMEPONA??
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa kaingia mgahawani kwa fujo JAMAA : Nipe soda moja na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapokunywa soda napenda kila mtu anywe WATU : Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaa! JAMAA : Nipe mchemsho na kila mtu mpe wa kwake maana ninapokula mchemsho napenda kila mtu ale wake WATU: Watu weweeee! Tena safari hii Na makofi juu.. JAMAA : Mhudumu, nipe bili na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapolipa bili napenda kuona kila mtu analipa yake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa: Mambo honey, upo ok? Mrembo: Sipo ok my dear Jamaa: Una tatizo gani baby? Mrembo: Nimetoka hospitali kupima, nna mimba. Jamaa: Weeh usiniletee balaa hiyo mimba imeingiaje wakati huwa tunatumia kinga? Mrembo Kwani nani kakwambia mimba ni yako, hebu tuliza mshono huo.
Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka. Watu wakamuullza, unacheka nini sasa wakati umeachwa? Akawajibu: "kinachonichekesha, yule aliyepanda alikuwa ananisindikiza.
Alichokisema mtoto baada ya kusikia baba na mama wakiongea mambo yao usiku
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
MUME: Ntakununulia gari
MKE: Sitaki….mtoto wao aliyekuwa kalala alisikia haya maneno ya mwisho
MTOTO: Baba basi nibusu mimi uninunulie baiskeli
BABA: Pumbafu lala huko mjinga mkubwa
Angalia pombe ilichomfanya huyu jamaa, kweli pombe haimuachi mtu salama
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeiogopa pombe.
Nimetokea kuiogopa pombe baada ya kumwona jirani yangu akicheza muziki kwa sauti ya jenereta langu, akidhani yuko club…..nkamsikia anasema "wee dj noomaaaa"
Baada ya kuzima jenereta akaniuliza uo mziki kaimba nan?
Nlivyokuwa na roho mbaya Nikamwambia iyo ni collabo ya Yamaha na Petrol 😂😂😂😂😂
