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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unapokuwa umefulia sanaβ¦
Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwakoβ¦.Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeniβ¦β¦Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite β¦..Bwanaβ¦.Bwana. β¦Bwanaβ¦.Weee ππππππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:44:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
πUjinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu β’β’Utaota umeokota dolla ukiamka emptyβ¦ β’β’Utaota umeokota dhahabu ukiamka kitandani patupu daadeeki OTA Sasa UMEKOJOAβ¦.. ππππππ
Kilichotokea kwa binti na mvulana wake walipotaitishwa na baba yake msichana
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambai:
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambaia:
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chiniβ¦.
Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.
Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajajaβ¦. πππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JE WAJUA?
Sungura, panya na Jamii zao huwa na mwendo wa kukimbia na kuruka muda wote na umri wao wa kuishi ni miaka 15. Kobe ni mnyama mwenda pole, asiye na papara wala pilika, muda mwingi hujificha na kupumzika ndani ya jumba lake akikwepa maadui. Umri wa kuishi kobe hufikia hadi miaka 300. FUNZO: Mazoezi ni kiinimacho na uongo mtupu. Jipumzikie mwaya!!! ππΎππΏβ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ukimchoka mkeo, waweza kumtaftia sababu za kumuacha kama hizi
_ 1. Missed calls 16? Umeua betri la simu yangu. Kwa hiyo hata mimi unaweza kuniuaβ¦ It's Over!!! _ 2. Hata hunieshimu. Mi naongea na wewe lakini we upo bize unavuta pumzi? It's over! _ 3. Nimekupigia umepokea simu hapohapo. Huna subira. Itβs over!! _
4. Nilikwambia huwa napenda chakula cha moto lakini hujanipashia ice cream. Hunijali. It's over! _ 5. Nimekupa mayai mawili, moja uchemshe jingine ukaange. We umekaanga ambalo ulitakiwa kuchemsha na umechemsha ulilotakiwa kukaanga. Huniheshimu, Itβs over! _ 6. Nimekuita DARLING na wewe ukaniita HONEY. Yani kwa maana nyingine unamuita mama yangu NYUKI. Huheshimu wazazi wangu, fungasha kilicho chako. its over.
Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali? Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali? Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai. Masai: kwanini Ng'ombe ngali? Dereva: kwa sababu ni mkubwa zaidi ya mbuzi Masai: umepata..na mbusi na kuku ipi ngali Dereva: ni mbuzi kwa sababu nae ni mkubwa kuliko kuku. Masai: Umepata.. Masai: sasa me nimekwenda kule mwenge kwa ngali kubwa nikalitoa sh. 500 hii yko ndogo unasema nikupe 40,000 wewe acha wizi.. Nitakupa 250 Tu..wee acha lbia moraniβ¦!!!
