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Shamsa
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Jan 4, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Maida
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Asha
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Shukuru
Guest
May 28, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 22, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 11, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 8, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Issack
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Asha
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Maida
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
