Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Zuhura (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Amina (Guest) on January 4, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Chiku (Guest) on January 3, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
John Lissu (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
George Tenga (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Zakia (Guest) on October 31, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Zakia (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Fatuma (Guest) on October 15, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Khamis (Guest) on October 13, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Halima (Guest) on September 25, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 4, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Yusuf (Guest) on September 3, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
James Kimani (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Mazrui (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Mohamed (Guest) on August 15, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Baraka (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Asha (Guest) on June 27, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 22, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Athumani (Guest) on June 17, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Sultan (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Leila (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Sarafina (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Salum (Guest) on May 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Mjaka (Guest) on May 24, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 23, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Warda (Guest) on May 21, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
David Chacha (Guest) on May 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
James Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️