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John Mwangi
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Jan 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Zuhura
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Jan 7, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Amina
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Halima
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Asha
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Leila
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Sarafina
Guest
May 30, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Salum
Guest
May 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mjaka
Guest
May 24, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 23, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Warda
Guest
May 21, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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David Chacha
Guest
May 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 13, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 11, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
