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Anthony Kariuki
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Dec 31, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Binti
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Omar
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Halima
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Salum
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Shani
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 30, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Fadhila
Guest
May 23, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 19, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 19, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Yahya
Guest
May 18, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 16, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Wande
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Shani
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Juma
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Omar
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Shani
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
