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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Maida
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Binti
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Neema
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Amina
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Jaffar
Guest
May 24, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 7, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 5, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 4, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
