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Fredrick Mutiso
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Feb 2, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Chum
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Jan 29, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jan 29, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 27, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Amina
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Wande
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Neema
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Omari
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Omar
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Tabu
Guest
May 21, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
