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Agnes Njeri
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Oct 3, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Binti
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 31, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 26, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Rukia
Guest
May 26, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 20, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 7, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Chum
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Majid
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
