The king kept his army in his sleeve! 🤭👑
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 23, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 18, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 26, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 21, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Zakia (Guest) on September 6, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Mchawi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Shabani (Guest) on September 3, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Sekela (Guest) on August 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Ahmed (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
John Lissu (Guest) on August 17, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 13, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Zainab (Guest) on August 2, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 11, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Masika (Guest) on June 28, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Rubea (Guest) on June 26, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
John Lissu (Guest) on June 13, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Ndoto (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Fadhila (Guest) on May 20, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 23, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Abubakar (Guest) on April 15, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Hekima (Guest) on April 9, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
George Tenga (Guest) on April 8, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mustafa (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Josephine (Guest) on March 21, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 21, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Rabia (Guest) on March 13, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 27, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 9, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
George Mallya (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 8, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Rubea (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Majid (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Zainab (Guest) on December 12, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Rubea (Guest) on December 10, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
John Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 8, 2017
😂 So funny!
Aziza (Guest) on November 30, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Sekela (Guest) on November 26, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Shukuru (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Nasra (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 15, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Hekima (Guest) on October 12, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!