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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Husna
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Shani
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Binti
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Asha
Guest
May 28, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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George Tenga
Guest
May 27, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mohamed
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 11, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 6, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Masika
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Husna
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
