The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. ๐ถ๐๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 25, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Nassor (Guest) on September 19, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Halima (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 27, 2018
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 26, 2018
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Halimah (Guest) on August 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 20, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Salma (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Yahya (Guest) on August 12, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 7, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Bahati (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2018
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Shamsa (Guest) on May 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 4, 2018
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 3, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Yahya (Guest) on March 20, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Shukuru (Guest) on March 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on March 12, 2018
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 7, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 31, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 19, 2018
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Leila (Guest) on January 3, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Husna (Guest) on January 2, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Khalifa (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 18, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 3, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 31, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on October 26, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 6, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Sekela (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Rehema (Guest) on October 4, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐