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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Amani
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Salima
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 30, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 27, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Maimuna
Guest
May 26, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 21, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 19, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Hashim
Guest
May 16, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 1, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Amina
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
