In the "snow" bank! โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The โ๏ธ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 17, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 31, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 21, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 3, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Ndoto (Guest) on November 29, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 26, 2019
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Ali (Guest) on November 22, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mhina (Guest) on October 31, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Kiza (Guest) on October 30, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Amani (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Salima (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Zawadi (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 11, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 25, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
George Tenga (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Saidi (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Rukia (Guest) on August 29, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 23, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Mhina (Guest) on August 9, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 1, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Zubeida (Guest) on July 20, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Sofia (Guest) on June 26, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Habiba (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mohamed (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 30, 2019
๐ You got me!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Maimuna (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 21, 2019
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 19, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Hashim (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Hekima (Guest) on April 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Shamim (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 7, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
John Mushi (Guest) on April 4, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on March 30, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Amina (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Bakari (Guest) on March 7, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Kiza (Guest) on March 1, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nassor (Guest) on February 12, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 6, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ