The ruler! π Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! π Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! π€΄πΌπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 9, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 28, 2021
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Rashid (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Furaha (Guest) on December 22, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Josephine (Guest) on December 19, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Maida (Guest) on December 17, 2021
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Hashim (Guest) on December 8, 2021
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Rahim (Guest) on December 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 26, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 20, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Bakari (Guest) on November 15, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Furaha (Guest) on November 2, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 21, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 12, 2021
π This is too funny!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 4, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Arifa (Guest) on August 30, 2021
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Kassim (Guest) on August 29, 2021
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 18, 2021
π Iβm saving this one!
Halima (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Maneno (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Jamal (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 28, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Mzee (Guest) on July 28, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Jamila (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 30, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 29, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Salum (Guest) on June 25, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Mzee (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 13, 2021
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 10, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Rabia (Guest) on June 2, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 27, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Salum (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 23, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Tabu (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Nchi (Guest) on May 10, 2021
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Binti (Guest) on April 22, 2021
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 20, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Ali (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 15, 2021
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Jaffar (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Issack (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 31, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 25, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π