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Nassar
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Dec 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Salima
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Issack
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 28, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Arifa
Guest
May 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 24, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
May 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 4, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 3, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 2, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
