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Baada ya mwanamke kukataa kufungua mlango angalia kilichomkuta

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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MUME: Fungua mlango!

MKE: Leo sifungui! Nimechoshwa na ulevi wako.

MUME: kama hufungui najitupa kwenye hili shimo nife kabisa.

MKE. Kufa huna faida yoyote duniani!

MUMEΒ kachukua jiwe kubwa kalitupa kwenye shimo chubwiiiiiii!

MKE kajifunga kanga, kafungua mlango. Ghafla mume kaingia ndani na kumfungia mke nje.

MKE: Nifungulie la sivyo nitapiga kelele majirani waje.

MUME: Piga kelele na wakija uwambie unakotoka usiku huu na khanga moja.

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