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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Jamaa yupo ndani ya Range rover yake mpya na msichana ambaye ni mpenzi wake.

#Jamaa: kuna siri flani nimeitunza moyoni mwangu kwa muda mrefu na nikaona kama nitakuambia lazima utaniacha.

#Msichana: siri gani hiyo mpenzi wangu?

#Jamaaa: nimeoa.
#Msichanaa: HΙ›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›! We umenishtua sana,mm nilifikiri hili gari sio lako!
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