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Abubakari
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Feb 8, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Leila
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Wande
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Amani
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 31, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 26, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 22, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Nassar
Guest
May 18, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 18, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mgeni
Guest
May 16, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
