What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Abubakari (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 2, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 17, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 8, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 2, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 31, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Khatib (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 17, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Wande (Guest) on December 8, 2022

😄 What a joke!

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 7, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Shabani (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Amani (Guest) on November 24, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Rukia (Guest) on November 14, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 12, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 5, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Hashim (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 20, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Shamsa (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 15, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on October 14, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on October 8, 2022

😁 This is gold!

James Mduma (Guest) on October 2, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 6, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 1, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 31, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 4, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Zawadi (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Fadhili (Guest) on July 23, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 11, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nasra (Guest) on July 3, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Zakaria (Guest) on June 26, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 14, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Zuhura (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 26, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 22, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Nassar (Guest) on May 18, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mgeni (Guest) on May 16, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 22, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Daudi (Guest) on April 11, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Abubakar (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 4, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Sharifa (Guest) on March 12, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Hawa (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 5, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mzee (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️