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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Leila
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Wande
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
๐ What a joke!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Amani
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
๐ This is gold!
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 31, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 26, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 22, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Nassar
Guest
May 18, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 18, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Mgeni
Guest
May 16, 2022
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
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I needed that!
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
