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Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Matatizo ni nini???

`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako, `
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