Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! ๐๐ฅ๏ธโ๏ธ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Omar (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Abubakari (Guest) on November 8, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
James Mduma (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 29, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 13, 2015
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Baridi (Guest) on September 13, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 28, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mchuma (Guest) on July 28, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Raha (Guest) on July 27, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 26, 2015
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 26, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 21, 2015
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 13, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Chum (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Majid (Guest) on July 6, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Neema (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on June 24, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 19, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
John Lissu (Guest) on June 17, 2015
๐ That punchline!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 14, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Amir (Guest) on June 3, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 17, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Kazija (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 2, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Issa (Guest) on April 6, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on April 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 2, 2015
๐ Sharing right away!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2015
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ