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Kheri
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Feb 21, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Leila
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Amani
Guest
May 31, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 30, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Shukuru
Guest
May 27, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Maimuna
Guest
May 25, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Zulekha
Guest
May 21, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Ndoto
Guest
May 10, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Nasra
Guest
May 5, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 3, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
