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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Rabia
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 20, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Makame
Guest
May 15, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Leila
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Issa
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
