Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. πŸƒπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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