Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Josephine Nduta2022-09-14 04:44:54
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Agnes Njeri2022-09-04 06:56:13
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Thomas Mtaki2022-08-29 20:58:11
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Lydia Mutheu2022-08-27 19:50:30
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Grace Mligo2022-08-22 17:24:14
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
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Hawa2022-08-18 22:01:24
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Rahim2022-08-17 21:04:04
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Irene Makena2022-08-17 15:25:04
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”
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Mary Sokoine2022-08-12 18:31:25
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚
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Grace Mushi2022-08-12 10:40:10
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Mwanaisha2022-08-12 02:40:46
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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Richard Mulwa2022-07-19 21:21:27
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹
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Mwanaisha2022-07-18 13:49:18
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Stephen Mushi2022-07-16 15:27:51
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Muslima2022-07-15 04:43:44
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kimario2022-07-05 11:49:48
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. πŸ”πŸ’»
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Edith Cherotich2022-07-02 22:12:05
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬
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John Mwangi2022-06-23 14:22:10
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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Josephine Nekesa2022-06-23 08:08:10
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Khadija2022-06-17 08:07:02
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”