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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛‍♂️🧄🍆

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙

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Kassim2023-04-09 17:13:43

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Anna Sumari2023-04-02 02:11:34

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kenneth Murithi2023-03-27 08:33:26

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Samson Tibaijuka2023-03-25 03:48:09

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Stephen Kikwete2023-03-11 05:41:39

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Rose Kiwanga2023-02-25 02:37:42

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Mushi2023-02-24 03:26:50

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Moses Kipkemboi2023-02-18 02:31:22

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Sumaye2023-02-15 21:35:06

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Wilson Ombati2023-02-07 23:57:23

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Sharifa2023-02-07 14:51:01

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Josephine2023-02-06 05:59:39

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Henry Mollel2023-01-29 04:27:00

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Ahmed2023-01-23 04:50:44

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

David Chacha2023-01-21 21:38:24

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Samson Tibaijuka2022-12-30 15:23:24

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Farida2022-12-27 02:11:22

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Victor Mwalimu2022-12-11 17:46:29

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Asha2022-12-09 09:53:13

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

David Nyerere2022-12-05 00:13:54

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

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