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What do you give a sick lemon?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄

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Frank Sokoine2023-12-16 20:19:41

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Joseph Kawawa2023-12-08 03:03:51

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Jacob Kiplangat2023-12-07 09:40:17

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Alice Mwikali2023-12-05 13:10:15

😆 Saving this one!

Joy Wacera2023-12-04 13:04:24

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sultan2023-11-26 16:27:40

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwachumu2023-11-26 14:30:40

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mary Kendi2023-11-13 16:24:15

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Fatuma2023-10-26 06:54:35

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Monica Nyalandu2023-10-07 19:55:21

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

John Mwangi2023-10-06 18:29:25

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Esther Cheruiyot2023-10-03 20:07:39

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Amani2023-10-03 12:30:45

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Miriam Mchome2023-10-01 23:47:23

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Zulekha2023-10-01 14:46:53

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Khadija2023-09-25 19:51:57

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Grace Mligo2023-09-24 23:09:07

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Kijakazi2023-08-25 08:09:20

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Kiza2023-08-03 01:57:29

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Rahim2023-07-30 17:45:43

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

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