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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Patrick Kidata2015-08-11 16:27:29
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Rabia2015-08-09 10:55:08
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼
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Samson Tibaijuka2015-08-08 20:23:38
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Bernard Oduor2015-08-06 22:06:49
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂
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Daniel Obura2015-08-01 19:33:17
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Charles Mboje2015-07-31 06:48:19
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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Catherine Naliaka2015-07-27 15:22:05
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Josephine Nekesa2015-07-13 21:20:36
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mwanaisha2015-07-08 07:14:55
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Betty Akinyi2015-07-08 04:49:05
😂 I’m dying!
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John Lissu2015-06-18 12:39:48
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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David Nyerere2015-06-14 17:54:32
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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Stephen Kikwete2015-06-08 10:52:03
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Hellen Nduta2015-06-05 10:57:32
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rose Lowassa2015-05-24 02:58:35
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Isaac Kiptoo2015-05-17 05:24:27
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️
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Fikiri2015-05-13 02:28:12
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mustafa2015-04-19 07:33:09
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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James Kawawa2015-04-16 01:09:56
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️
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Janet Mwikali2015-03-24 13:44:55
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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