What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Alex Nakitare2015-08-06 18:43:01
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Charles Mboje2015-08-02 03:00:41
Iโ€™m not weird; Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆ„
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Mhina2015-07-30 01:55:41
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ
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Omari2015-07-19 01:06:52
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽ‰
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Henry Sokoine2015-07-17 11:01:26
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Zawadi2015-07-11 05:02:06
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ
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Stephen Kikwete2015-07-07 17:02:54
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•
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James Mduma2015-06-27 11:28:03
Why donโ€™t some fish play piano? Because you canโ€™t tuna fish! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽน
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Andrew Mahiga2015-06-04 10:28:42
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Khatib2015-05-23 07:08:59
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
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Alex Nakitare2015-05-18 22:54:39
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“
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Sultan2015-05-07 16:06:07
๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see it coming!
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Ruth Kibona2015-04-30 15:47:31
๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mercy Atieno2015-04-25 11:50:56
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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Sofia2015-04-13 17:32:43
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Ramadhan2015-04-13 10:52:56
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Neema2015-04-13 05:53:32
I canโ€™t cook, but I can follow directionsโ€”so if I fail, itโ€™s the recipeโ€™s fault. ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Kiza2015-04-09 09:12:32
I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ
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Aziza2015-03-28 20:52:17
Why donโ€™t crabs give to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Rose Mwinuka2015-03-26 06:02:36
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ