Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Michael Mboya2023-12-27 02:44:01
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! πŸˆπŸ’
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Hawa2023-12-26 22:26:22
🀣 This one’s fire!
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Monica Lissu2023-12-22 13:31:44
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜¬
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Maida2023-12-22 13:23:46
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Abubakar2023-12-11 21:38:21
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. πŸ€”πŸŽ‚
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Issa2023-12-09 23:32:26
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€πŸ₯‹
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Jamal2023-12-09 09:35:34
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
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Farida2023-11-30 17:45:00
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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Elijah Mutua2023-11-24 09:55:12
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! πŸ‘»πŸ€₯
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Diana Mumbua2023-11-21 08:19:42
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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Yusra2023-11-16 23:56:46
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Frank Sokoine2023-11-09 20:47:52
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zubeida2023-11-09 10:30:35
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Monica Lissu2023-11-07 01:00:21
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Leila2023-11-05 12:48:38
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Michael Onyango2023-11-04 01:49:13
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Safiya2023-10-20 20:06:22
Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»
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Faiza2023-10-18 22:53:37
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2023-10-13 15:09:44
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Violet Mumo2023-10-12 05:28:51
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”