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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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George Tenga2024-02-14 06:53:23

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Samson Tibaijuka2024-02-12 00:07:05

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Habiba2024-02-06 02:44:37

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mhina2024-01-29 03:10:12

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mchuma2024-01-27 10:06:47

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Hawa2024-01-18 16:50:18

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Baridi2024-01-18 08:43:39

😄 You got me!

Ruth Kibona2024-01-16 02:26:34

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Lucy Mushi2024-01-11 13:43:42

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

David Musyoka2024-01-10 23:36:04

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mtumwa2024-01-02 17:26:20

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Patrick Akech2023-12-21 13:16:05

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Victor Malima2023-12-09 18:55:49

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Nancy Kabura2023-12-07 00:19:05

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nicholas Wanjohi2023-11-28 05:16:29

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Mussa2023-11-24 17:05:35

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Jane Malecela2023-11-19 06:05:33

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Maulid2023-11-15 19:20:53

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Stephen Mushi2023-11-15 02:36:55

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Betty Akinyi2023-11-08 19:09:38

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

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