What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Elizabeth Malima2015-11-27 07:34:33
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬
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Esther Nyambura2015-11-17 22:09:56
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Paul Ndomba2015-11-13 10:31:33
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Sofia2015-11-11 22:17:03
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Nasra2015-11-11 10:28:30
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“
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Mariam Hassan2015-11-06 09:19:23
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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Joseph Njoroge2015-11-01 16:48:12
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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James Kimani2015-10-31 09:01:51
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†
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George Ndungu2015-10-30 06:35:44
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Miriam Mchome2015-10-25 04:27:55
πŸ˜‚ This is a keeper!
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Esther Nyambura2015-10-24 11:13:05
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! πŸŽ£πŸ“Ί
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Shukuru2015-10-22 15:17:18
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
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Baridi2015-10-19 08:19:11
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Fatuma2015-10-16 00:33:05
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ
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Ann Wambui2015-09-21 14:18:01
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—
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Furaha2015-09-13 20:07:55
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ
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Samuel Were2015-09-07 09:24:50
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Sultan2015-09-06 05:32:57
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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James Kimani2015-08-22 05:45:55
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Jane Muthoni2015-08-16 16:33:52
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό