What dies but never lives?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐Ÿ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”‹

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Betty Akinyi2016-03-25 17:59:59
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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John Malisa2016-03-19 04:27:41
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ruth Wanjiku2016-03-17 17:20:34
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
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Maulid2016-03-13 23:13:18
๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Samson Tibaijuka2016-03-01 18:04:04
This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Vincent Mwangangi2016-03-01 14:50:10
๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!
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James Mduma2016-02-29 08:44:33
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿงผ
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Maida2016-02-29 05:27:27
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป
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Maulid2016-02-28 07:33:17
Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”
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Nora Kidata2016-02-24 20:43:59
I love long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Nicholas Wanjohi2016-02-22 17:00:25
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“
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Ibrahim2016-02-20 18:55:46
Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
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David Chacha2016-02-07 00:33:24
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jane Malecela2016-02-01 18:04:46
I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Zubeida2016-01-31 16:02:25
Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€
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Patrick Mutua2016-01-31 04:33:41
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Elizabeth Mrema2016-01-26 09:51:10
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“
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Michael Mboya2016-01-16 23:04:20
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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Josephine Nduta2016-01-06 12:05:34
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›๏ธ
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David Musyoka2015-12-25 16:18:34
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ