What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Shamim2016-10-08 02:38:25
Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚
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Mazrui2016-10-02 02:09:25
Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Alice Mrema2016-10-01 10:46:14
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ƒ
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Joseph Kiwanga2016-09-13 02:38:43
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช
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Zawadi2016-09-12 03:10:48
Donโ€™t make me adult today. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ
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Agnes Njeri2016-09-09 17:14:43
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’„
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Joseph Kitine2016-09-08 14:36:28
Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Samuel Omondi2016-09-07 16:31:29
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”
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Andrew Mahiga2016-09-06 23:17:23
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต
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Dorothy Majaliwa2016-08-31 06:09:27
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2016-08-27 22:20:35
Whatโ€™s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿข
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Ruth Mtangi2016-08-15 12:20:04
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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Vincent Mwangangi2016-08-13 21:38:12
Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”
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Thomas Mtaki2016-08-13 05:49:48
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ
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Monica Nyalandu2016-08-05 16:13:47
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜
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Arifa2016-08-04 04:55:37
๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Agnes Njeri2016-07-29 04:14:56
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ
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Lydia Mahiga2016-07-26 20:52:19
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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Amir2016-07-23 17:28:18
Iโ€™m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ•
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Anna Kibwana2016-07-17 07:37:55
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ