Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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John Lissu2017-04-26 21:30:07
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ
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Edward Lowassa2017-04-21 20:53:10
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
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Andrew Mchome2017-04-20 01:02:36
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Muslima2017-04-05 23:41:34
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Mwalimu2017-04-04 08:58:57
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! πŸ€–πŸ”Œ
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Peter Mugendi2017-03-31 21:57:56
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Kiza2017-03-25 17:25:39
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Kazija2017-03-20 00:48:49
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. πŸ₯ƒβ˜•
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Charles Wafula2017-03-17 01:22:27
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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Kazija2017-03-15 18:31:28
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†
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John Lissu2017-03-12 21:41:01
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Margaret Mahiga2017-03-03 11:37:24
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Ann Awino2017-03-01 11:09:43
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Hekima2017-02-28 19:08:01
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Mbise2017-02-25 21:44:36
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Mchuma2017-02-23 04:13:58
πŸ˜… I needed that!
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Issa2017-02-21 23:31:31
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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Rabia2017-02-16 08:34:04
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ€”
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Nassor2017-02-14 02:00:18
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Janet Sumari2017-01-30 21:58:02
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†