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What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
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Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭

Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶

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Nchi2017-04-18 20:19:40
😂 Sharing right away!
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Nora Kidata2017-03-30 17:23:02
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Abubakar2017-03-28 00:27:58
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Grace Majaliwa2017-03-24 06:31:35
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Shani2017-03-19 06:38:53
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Elizabeth Mrope2017-03-17 04:54:36
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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David Chacha2017-03-16 22:18:18
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Omari2017-03-01 21:08:55
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Irene Makena2017-02-25 05:14:34
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Khadija2017-02-20 03:50:57
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Khadija2017-02-13 15:22:42
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Alice Jebet2017-02-03 03:49:41
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Peter Mwambui2017-01-19 03:37:53
😁 This made my day!
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John Lissu2016-12-18 21:24:04
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanahawa2016-12-17 02:02:35
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Francis Mrope2016-12-16 15:20:43
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Lucy Mushi2016-12-07 07:42:47
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Moses Kipkemboi2016-12-05 21:19:07
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Mushi2016-12-03 12:54:19
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mchuma2016-11-29 14:20:56
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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