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Where do polar bears keep their money?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears keep their money?
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In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰

Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.

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Halima2017-07-04 13:04:58
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Elizabeth Malima2017-06-30 16:12:37
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Kijakazi2017-06-11 05:25:10
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Francis Mrope2017-06-06 16:58:33
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Anna Mahiga2017-06-04 01:54:29
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Victor Malima2017-06-01 07:02:07
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Alice Mrema2017-05-25 18:59:46
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Safiya2017-05-24 08:07:03
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Victor Kamau2017-05-19 08:15:46
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Frank Macha2017-05-13 17:47:37
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Mohamed2017-05-03 08:47:47
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Shabani2017-05-02 05:44:16
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mzee2017-05-01 21:26:14
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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George Wanjala2017-04-18 08:10:53
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Stephen Malecela2017-04-15 10:12:08
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Ndoto2017-04-09 21:23:44
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Margaret Anyango2017-04-07 07:26:50
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Daniel Obura2017-04-02 16:10:34
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mercy Atieno2017-03-17 04:19:16
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Leila2017-03-16 16:28:16
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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