Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Henry Sokoine2017-08-30 13:23:54
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa2017-08-29 08:52:34
๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Victor Mwalimu2017-08-01 14:24:59
Itโ€™s not that Iโ€™m lazy, Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nashon2017-07-20 12:28:23
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽ‰
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Dorothy Nkya2017-07-19 14:01:47
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m dying over here!
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Joy Wacera2017-07-16 19:37:24
I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Hawa2017-07-11 09:35:28
I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
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Sofia2017-07-06 18:44:02
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–
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Benjamin Kibicho2017-07-01 23:39:37
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†
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Kahina2017-07-01 19:56:54
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด
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Andrew Mchome2017-06-30 18:31:26
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโ€™m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ›Œ
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Esther Cheruiyot2017-06-23 15:41:12
I love sleep because itโ€™s like a time machine to breakfast. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅž
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Fadhili2017-06-22 21:26:44
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
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Rabia2017-06-12 20:35:55
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿšจ
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Grace Mligo2017-06-12 18:50:50
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›‘
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Catherine Mkumbo2017-06-01 13:20:20
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
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Anna Mahiga2017-05-26 18:58:22
Iโ€™ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโ€™t say that' to 'What the heck, letโ€™s see what happens'. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ
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Mwanaidha2017-05-16 16:54:52
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ
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Baraka2017-05-14 16:57:28
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’ป