What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Grace Mushi2017-05-15 22:17:11
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ
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Abdullah2017-05-08 22:06:41
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Grace Majaliwa2017-05-07 13:09:28
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Mzee2017-05-06 13:55:21
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Hekima2017-04-29 06:10:51
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Bahati2017-04-27 04:08:42
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Tambwe2017-04-26 12:27:31
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! πŸƒπŸ’³
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Mjaka2017-04-24 13:04:26
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Fatuma2017-04-21 11:05:42
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄
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Anna Mahiga2017-04-17 05:04:55
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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Ramadhan2017-04-09 10:44:29
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Zuhura2017-04-05 06:22:51
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ€£πŸ“ž
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Jabir2017-04-04 17:54:05
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Andrew Mahiga2017-04-01 06:19:09
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
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Mwanajuma2017-03-31 09:20:33
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚
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Ruth Kibona2017-03-22 06:34:46
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Agnes Lowassa2017-03-13 13:29:36
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Daniel Obura2017-03-12 23:28:21
😁 This is gold!
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Wilson Ombati2017-02-28 04:14:01
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–
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Husna2017-02-13 23:13:11
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎