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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛‍♂️🍏

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛‍♂️🥳🍎

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Mzee2017-08-30 16:06:19
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Leila2017-08-29 02:49:12
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Tambwe2017-08-24 23:26:45
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Charles Mboje2017-08-11 22:28:18
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Lydia Mahiga2017-08-09 07:34:38
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Latifa2017-08-08 16:39:45
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ruth Mtangi2017-08-01 11:25:01
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Robert Okello2017-07-30 08:27:41
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Kazija2017-07-25 03:39:34
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Kahina2017-07-24 06:56:37
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Janet Sumaye2017-07-16 15:13:29
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Fikiri2017-07-16 00:42:50
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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George Tenga2017-07-04 05:28:43
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwajuma2017-07-03 15:23:06
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Yahya2017-06-19 11:48:18
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Betty Kimaro2017-06-08 19:09:01
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Grace Mushi2017-05-23 09:03:29
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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George Wanjala2017-05-22 17:13:03
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Andrew Mchome2017-05-17 16:24:12
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zainab2017-05-12 10:08:40
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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