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What do you give a sick lemon?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄

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Francis Njeru2017-11-10 03:30:20

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Frank Sokoine2017-11-04 09:38:55

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

David Musyoka2017-10-22 21:51:03

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Janet Sumaye2017-10-22 01:20:10

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Moses Mwita2017-10-15 10:03:04

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Leila2017-10-09 20:26:22

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jane Malecela2017-10-08 18:47:08

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Maida2017-10-06 10:54:13

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Wande2017-10-02 00:18:30

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Samson Mahiga2017-09-28 09:35:43

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanakhamis2017-09-09 06:09:46

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Amina2017-08-28 17:31:29

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joy Wacera2017-08-28 03:00:10

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Moses Mwita2017-08-18 01:24:12

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwanais2017-08-11 22:22:10

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Khamis2017-08-10 09:30:53

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Issa2017-08-01 22:55:27

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rahma2017-07-25 16:12:16

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rabia2017-07-22 19:55:14

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Tambwe2017-07-19 09:44:12

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

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