What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Peter Mbise2017-10-08 17:53:24
๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!
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Kijakazi2017-10-07 14:52:22
If my jeans could talk, theyโ€™d say, 'Stop eating!' ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ•
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Bahati2017-09-20 11:51:38
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโ€™m doing. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Rahma2017-09-11 14:01:15
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Victor Mwalimu2017-09-10 09:38:09
What do you call cheese that isnโ€™t yours? Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿคฃ
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Abdullah2017-08-30 23:44:35
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Carol Nyakio2017-08-24 14:05:03
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•
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Martin Otieno2017-08-11 16:12:11
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ
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Edwin Ndambuki2017-08-05 14:49:34
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Vincent Mwangangi2017-08-04 12:34:38
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…
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James Kawawa2017-08-03 23:41:23
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”
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Hekima2017-07-24 00:47:48
Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2017-07-22 01:11:29
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ
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James Kawawa2017-07-13 00:23:57
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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George Wanjala2017-06-28 19:50:50
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿด
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Hekima2017-06-21 06:50:13
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…
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Lucy Mahiga2017-06-17 16:23:56
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‘‹
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Agnes Lowassa2017-06-09 06:36:48
Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nancy Kabura2017-05-28 20:56:18
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐Ÿ˜
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Mzee2017-05-17 15:19:07
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ