How do you catch a polar bear?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿป

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Lydia Mutheu2017-12-03 00:56:53
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต
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Mary Mrope2017-12-01 05:37:31
Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Mwanaidha2017-11-21 18:39:25
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต
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Rehema2017-11-19 05:16:11
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ”‹
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Margaret Mahiga2017-11-03 01:16:35
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mwanahawa2017-10-31 15:06:41
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ
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Lucy Wangui2017-10-22 15:54:34
Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Sharon Kibiru2017-10-22 10:34:18
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Maimuna2017-10-17 23:16:13
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐Ÿฆจโš–๏ธ
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Alice Mwikali2017-10-14 22:55:54
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Victor Malima2017-10-14 12:29:00
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Betty Akinyi2017-10-13 01:04:36
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”
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Stephen Kangethe2017-10-02 11:53:16
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwanajuma2017-09-22 17:05:20
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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Nancy Kawawa2017-09-21 02:30:13
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚
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Salima2017-09-13 07:32:24
Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka2017-09-06 13:57:42
Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†
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James Kawawa2017-09-05 12:41:55
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ
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Lydia Mahiga2017-08-31 12:14:05
You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’
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John Kamande2017-08-16 22:19:20
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโ€™t see himself doing it! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿšซ