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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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Mwanahawa2018-06-16 23:45:50
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rose Kiwanga2018-06-11 04:34:38
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Christopher Oloo2018-06-05 23:30:18
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Athumani2018-05-31 11:33:50
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Martin Otieno2018-05-15 23:48:31
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Dorothy Nkya2018-05-13 02:20:44
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Betty Cheruiyot2018-05-10 10:16:34
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kassim2018-05-08 22:17:40
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Raha2018-04-27 08:01:54
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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John Mwangi2018-04-27 02:02:41
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Edward Chepkoech2018-04-21 05:16:34
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile2018-04-14 07:31:50
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Biashara2018-04-01 09:49:15
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Sarafina2018-03-28 11:03:55
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Khadija2018-03-27 19:23:14
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Joy Wacera2018-03-16 13:57:47
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅
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Furaha2018-02-27 00:08:10
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Jamila2018-02-25 19:08:34
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Victor Kamau2018-02-17 16:11:53
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mwagonda2018-02-13 09:26:14
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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