Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:15πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The monster asked the πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈDraculaπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! πŸ˜‚πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! πŸ˜„πŸ¦‡

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Masika2018-03-30 01:33:23
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Minja2018-03-29 02:13:47
🀣 This one got me good!
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Edward Chepkoech2018-03-21 18:56:08
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Rose Mwinuka2018-03-20 15:29:47
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬
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Monica Nyalandu2018-03-15 19:40:49
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Mgeni2018-03-10 23:33:41
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Edith Cherotich2018-03-06 09:24:26
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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George Ndungu2018-03-03 12:00:18
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Peter Mwambui2018-03-03 05:30:49
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πŸ•βΈοΈ
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Victor Mwalimu2018-02-24 01:50:20
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
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Violet Mumo2018-02-18 14:46:19
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Lydia Mzindakaya2018-02-14 10:10:35
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Joseph Kawawa2018-02-05 23:11:23
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Mwinyi2018-02-03 21:39:05
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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Jabir2018-02-01 00:19:40
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
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Jabir2018-01-29 19:35:02
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
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Peter Mbise2018-01-29 01:49:38
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Nassar2018-01-10 13:07:59
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Kevin Maina2018-01-07 21:42:47
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Lucy Wangui2018-01-07 04:53:18
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷