What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Nora Lowassa2018-05-16 17:02:43
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ’΅
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Nyota2018-05-14 04:37:16
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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Nashon2018-05-05 23:49:47
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Faith Kariuki2018-05-05 19:30:43
Coffee: because adulting is hard. πŸ˜©β˜•
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Salima2018-04-30 06:47:56
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Yusra2018-04-27 22:14:58
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜„
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Charles Mchome2018-04-24 12:48:29
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Halima2018-04-22 18:11:05
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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John Malisa2018-03-31 01:17:55
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. πŸ“±πŸ˜΄
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Margaret Anyango2018-03-30 09:49:27
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zawadi2018-03-25 20:58:27
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Robert Okello2018-02-28 20:04:42
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Jaffar2018-02-21 12:08:11
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! πŸ’€πŸŽ¬
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Philip Nyaga2018-02-14 19:34:16
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Muslima2018-02-08 12:42:18
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. πŸ˜΄πŸ™ƒ
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Jamal2018-02-04 14:07:46
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°
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Janet Mwikali2018-02-04 00:27:07
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
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Mary Njeri2018-01-17 08:11:48
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Shani2018-01-14 00:28:42
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ
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Frank Sokoine2018-01-10 15:37:57
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!