What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Nora Lowassa2018-05-16 17:02:43
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต
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Nyota2018-05-14 04:37:16
I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Nashon2018-05-05 23:49:47
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜
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Faith Kariuki2018-05-05 19:30:43
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•
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Salima2018-04-30 06:47:56
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ
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Yusra2018-04-27 22:14:58
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„
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Charles Mchome2018-04-24 12:48:29
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Halima2018-04-22 18:11:05
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
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John Malisa2018-03-31 01:17:55
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Margaret Anyango2018-03-30 09:49:27
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ
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Zawadi2018-03-25 20:58:27
I canโ€™t wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐ŸŽ‰
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Robert Okello2018-02-28 20:04:42
I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ
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Jaffar2018-02-21 12:08:11
Why donโ€™t skeletons go to scary movies? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽฌ
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Philip Nyaga2018-02-14 19:34:16
๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Muslima2018-02-08 12:42:18
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Jamal2018-02-04 14:07:46
Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Janet Mwikali2018-02-04 00:27:07
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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Mary Njeri2018-01-17 08:11:48
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…
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Shani2018-01-14 00:28:42
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ
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Frank Sokoine2018-01-10 15:37:57
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still laughing!