What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! πŸ“£πŸ¦–β°

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄πŸ—

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Rashid2018-06-14 16:59:35
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Zulekha2018-06-09 19:16:17
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Biashara2018-06-07 22:55:46
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Maimuna2018-06-04 09:21:41
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Maulid2018-05-25 07:18:20
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
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Ann Awino2018-05-19 09:33:36
How do trees access the internet? They log in! πŸŒ²πŸ’»
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Bakari2018-05-14 09:25:56
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Shamsa2018-05-08 04:47:54
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Catherine Naliaka2018-04-28 09:24:18
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲
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Stephen Amollo2018-04-19 23:06:42
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Maimuna2018-04-14 04:15:28
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Jacob Kiplangat2018-04-13 20:06:43
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! πŸŠπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2018-03-23 22:37:20
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Raha2018-03-19 16:25:24
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Jacob Kiplangat2018-03-17 19:11:33
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Salum2018-03-08 07:53:45
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Mwajabu2018-03-05 23:53:50
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Omar2018-02-24 18:55:19
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! πŸ’€πŸ›‹οΈ
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Shabani2018-02-24 11:12:39
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Peter Mbise2018-02-15 03:52:59
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯