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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:59💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: Santa Claus 🎅

Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! 🎁🎉

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Peter Tibaijuka2018-10-05 07:56:30

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Abubakari2018-09-30 10:42:18

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Omar2018-09-27 11:06:22

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Thomas Mwakalindile2018-09-23 18:44:25

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Joseph Mallya2018-09-23 03:06:25

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Tabu2018-09-19 23:54:25

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Alice Mrema2018-09-17 06:50:51

😆 This one really got me!

Kiza2018-09-04 10:02:53

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Francis Mtangi2018-08-29 23:03:57

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Tambwe2018-08-17 06:22:24

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Charles Mchome2018-07-26 19:57:31

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Arifa2018-07-16 00:08:28

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Kevin Maina2018-07-03 12:27:57

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lucy Wangui2018-07-01 05:59:08

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Maida2018-06-28 18:38:33

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

John Mwangi2018-06-10 04:03:33

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Agnes Njeri2018-06-09 10:14:42

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mariam Kawawa2018-06-01 23:25:57

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Hekima2018-06-01 05:34:46

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Fadhila2018-05-07 17:10:49

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

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